有趣的男性和女性专用英语

有趣的男性和女性专用英语
1、女“性“英语

你真的听懂了对方在说什么吗？有些时候潜台词和字面的意思正相反…

Yes=No.

No=Yes.

Maybe=No.

I\’msorry=You\’llbesorry.

Weneed=Iwant.

It\’syourdecision=Thecorrectdecisionshouldbeobviousbynow.

Dowhatyouwant=You\’llpayforthislater.

Weneedtotalk=Ineedtocomplain.

Suregoahead=Idon\’twantyouto.

I\’mnotupset=OfcourseI\’mupset,youmoron!

You\’resomanly=Youneedashaveandyousweatalot.

You\’recertainlyattentivetonight=Issexallyoueverthinkabout?

Beromantic,turnoutthelights=Ihaveflabbythighs.

Thiskitchenissoinconvenient=Iwantanewhouse.

Iwantnewcurtains=andcarpeting,andfurniture,andwallpaper.

Hangthepicturethere=NO,Imeanhangitthere!

Iheardanoise=Inoticedyouwerealmostasleep.

Doyouloveme?=I\’mgoingtoaskforsomethingexpensive.

Howmuchdoyouloveme?=Ididsomethingtodayyou\’rereallynotgoingtolike.

I\’llbereadyinaminute=KickoffyourshoesandfindagoodgameonTV.

Ismybuttfat?=TellmeI\’mbeautiful.

Youhavetolearntocommunicate=Justagreewithme.

Areyoulisteningtome!?=Toolate,you\’redead.

Wasthatthebaby?=Whydon\’tyougetoutofbedandwalkhimuntilhegoestosleep.

I\’mnotyelling!=YesIamyellingbecauseIthinkthisisimportant.

Thesameoldthing=Nothing.

Nothing=Everything.

Everything=MyPMSisactingup.

Nothing,really=It\’sjustthatyou\’resuchanasshole.

2、男“性“英语

摘要：不光女性有自己独特的表达方式，男人同样也有自己独特的表达方式，相比女性而言，男人的语言更加直接，更加生理，更加下半身。

I\’mhungry=I\’mhungry.

I\’msleepy=I\’msleepy.

I\’mtired=I\’mtired.

Doyouwanttogotoamovie?=I\’dliketohavesexwithyou.

CanItakeyououttodinner?=I\’dliketohavesexwithyou.

CanIcallyousometime?=I\’dliketohavesexwithyou.

MayIhavethisdance?=I\’dliketohavesexwithyou.

Nicedress!=Nicecleavage!

Youlooktense,letmegiveyouamassage=Iwanttofondleyou.

What\’swrong?=Idon\’tseewhyyouaremakingsuchabigdealoutofthis.

What\’swrong?=Whatmeaninglessself-inflictedpsychologicaltraumaareyougoingthroughnow?

What\’swrong?=Iguesssextonightisoutofthequestion.

I\’mbored=Doyouwanttohavesex?

Iloveyou=Let\’shavesexnow.

Iloveyou,too=Okay,Isaidit,we\’dbetterhavesexnow!

Yes,Ilikethewayyoucutyourhair=Ilikeditbetterbefore.

Yes,Ilikethewayyoucutyourhair=$50anditdoesn\’tlookthatmuchdifferent!

Let\’stalk=IamtryingtoimpressyoubyshowingthatIamadeep.

personandmaybethenyou\’dliketohavesexwithme.

Willyoumarryme?=Iwanttomakeitillegalforyoutohavesexwithotherguys.

(whileshopping)Ilikethatonebetter=Pickanyfreakin\’dressandlet\’sgohome!

Idon\’tthinkthatblouseandthatskirtgowelltogether=Iamgay